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karkatthecrab:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

hey look I found my prom dress

karkatthecrab:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

hey look I found my prom dress

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nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

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Characters you should never kill off in books because your fandom will literally never forgive you:

trenchcoatsexual:

trenchcoatsexual:

  • beloved pets
  • only 1 twin

yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you

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20.The big 2 0. Two decades. Booze buying age. Neat-o.

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"don’t lie down," i said in skype, "you’re gonna fall asleep"

"not gonna" and then he slept for thirty minutes while i call his phone in attempts to wake him

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lameborghini:

my throne
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Anonymous asked: Hello! Are you still writing for Good Ol' Fashion Nightmare? Or is real life just getting in the way at the moment? :)

I’m sorry, I’m taking a bit of a break (100 tons of real life things going on right now)! I have a chapter coming up, but I haven’t had a chance to polish it enough to publish it! I haven’t forgotten about the fic, don’t worry!!!!!

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kehinki:

steve’s whole life philosophy is basically “on va voir” tbh

"Steve, don’t you join the army, you’ll get yourself killed." "We’ll see."

"You can’t single-handedly raid a Nazi base—your friend’s probably dead." "We’ll see."

"Probably best not to drop your shield," common sense whispers, "Bucky’ll probably kill you—" "WE’LL SEE."

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gross i’m trying to bleach my teeth this is so gross ew