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askanerdwhocosplays:

[sees a tall girl] oh no its my one weakness [sees a fat girl] oh no its my one weakness [sees a muscly girl] oh no its my-

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awyeeeboi:

hey jo remember that time I shoved my trash at you so I could pet a cat? good times

you did that

i became a walking trashcan as soon as you saw a cat

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constantly upsetting myself with the words “there nothing for me here”

nothing to love, or look forward to, or be excited about

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gavinsgiantbritishnose:

Ryan Haywood??? nah what a loser what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Ryan Haywood spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign loser i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Ryan Haywood scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

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bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

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staaaaab me in the fucking face

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I’m not going to make this fancy because it’s going to be short buuuut

  • 3 month sponsorship at the Rooster Teeth website
  • don’t have to be following me
  • reblogs, likes, everything counts
  • ends Saturday,…
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tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

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Anonymous said: I,R,T,X

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

Hmmm, saturday eve, maybe? A friend (a boy, who’s also my very close friend, who’s also kind of a crush??maybe???) was wayyy too drunk and I tried to take care of him, as I do when my very close friends get too drunk. However, he (accidentally) smacked me in the face, ignored me, refused to listen when I tried to take care of him, and both ran off and tripped me (also an accident, he faceplanted in the middle of the street, bringing me down as well) when I tried to get him home safely. The jealousy part comes in where he calmly listened to another friend, and walked with him without protests or fighting. 

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

  1. I tend to make a “duckface” now and then, maybe a few minutes apart, to feel - and if needed, adjust - my septum piercing without bringing my hands up (they’re often dirty).
  2. I don’t eat bell peppers mainly because my dad doesn’t (he claims to be allergic).
  3. I constantly scratch off scabs, ruining the healing process of any wounds.
  4. I’ll sometimes bite my own bicep/shoulder if it’s near my mouth, I’m not sure why.
  5. I chew on my own lips sometimes, very very gently, but hard enough to remove thin layers of skin.
  6. When my nose is stuffed I have trouble sleeping, but I can’t use nasal spray since the septum piercing is still healing.
  7. Sometimes - especially when drunk - if a person turns their back to me I’ll start rubbing their back gently for no reason.
  8. I can’t burp. Unless I’m about to throw up, in which case it’s not a burp, it’s a pre-vom warning.
  9. I like to just…hit my wrists against my hips when I’m bored, so the bony parts of them bounce against each other.
  10. I think in English, not Swedish.

T- 5 things I love unconditionally.

  1. My friends!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!
  2. All the puppies in the world.
  3. My bed??? 
  4. Rooster Teeth
  5. Food!!!!

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

The only thing I currently regret is how I’ve been toward some of my friends. I’ve been pretty rude sometimes, and loud, and keeping things from them even though I’d want them to tell me if it was the other way around….and…..most of all I regret an untimely demand, because I feel like it chased off the very dear friend I talked about in the first thing, the jealousy thing, up there, first row, go back and have a look.

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon being really excited because they just baked their first cake, but then they suddenly dropped it on the floor and then start crying over it. 

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