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thewaywardqueen:

heavenlywarm:

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

Did you even read it till the end?

(via awyeeeboi)

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i’m at the point in my life where sleeping gets me more excited than sex

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flowury:

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

(Source: flowury, via ladyfogg)

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Anonymous said: ♥

♥ u too anon, ♥ u too

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100% proven zodiac analyses

  • aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
  • taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
  • gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
  • cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
  • leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
  • virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
  • libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
  • scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
  • sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
  • capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
  • aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
  • pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
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so i’m like 45% certain this dog is actually a fox

and i’m about 15% sure the fox had a stroke or lost its memory or something

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i feel…better today. marginally. 

shitty, but manageable.

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fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK 

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pretty sure the dog i’m watching for my friends isn’t actually a dog, i think it might be a very rude, chubbier-than-average, dyed fox. she’s got reallllly large eyes tho. 

you should see that little thing sneaking around in my apartment…