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awyeeeboi replied to your post “i keep having these straaaange dreams, but they nearly always involve…”

asbestos in the walls

probably

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i keep having these straaaange dreams, but they nearly always involve dogs. like last night i dreamt everyone at my job were stuntmen (and…stuntwomen? is that a word?) and that a girl from another department was gonna give me a dog, and then the world ended but i survived. then tonight i dreamt that my friends were barging in through the door, and i was like “wtf i thought i locked the door before i went to sleep” cause i thought it was real life, then they started refurnishing my apartment to make it perf for the party tonight….and then there was a little baby dog, and it was sleeping in my living room, n then it pooped on the floor but it was all fine cause the dog was soooo cute.

also i always seem to have headaches when i wake up now…ever since i moved……

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“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis, via awyeeeboi)

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HALLELUJAH I HAVE INTERNET AGAIN 

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via sandorclegane)

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harry20l2:

aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell

(via charliechick117)

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im getting sooo impatient about getting internet

PLEASE let me have Internet today!!!!!

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becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via awyeeeboi)

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im so dumb and lonely and attention-starved that today i legitimately laughed so hard i cried because “840 is 420 twice”